The Joy Unretreat

Maine | August 21st-25th, 2026

WE HAVE ONE LIFE…

When is the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt?

When is the last time you let yourself be held so deeply that you actually exhaled?

Five days on the coast of Maine where the only thing on the schedule is uninterrupted time for YOU.

We spend so much energy optimizing, producing, becoming.

The Joy Unretreat is a permission slip to come back to the part of you that knows how to play, how to rest, and how to have a ridiculously good time.

Your inner child has been very patient. She’s ready.

Imagine Your Days...

Waking up to the sound of the ocean with nowhere to be
Long unhurried meals with women who feel like long-lost sisters.
Afternoons that belong entirely to you: walk the coast, nap, read, sit in the sun, get into a conversation that goes somewhere unexpected.
One night of full glitter and zero apologies at our dinner party where overdressed is the only dress code
Contagious Laughter
Sunset Bonfires

The Glitter Dinner

One night we’re throwing a dinner party.

A glitter dinner.

The dress code: that thing in your closet that you never have a place to wear. You know the one. The sequins, the feathers, the dramatic sleeve, the dress you bought because it was too good not to and have been waiting for a reason to wear ever since. This is the reason.

We’re channeling our inner Cyndi Lauper!! Girls just want to have fun and for one night on the coast of Maine, that is exactly what we’re going to do. Come dressed like the version of yourself who never stopped dancing.

THIS IS FOR YOU IF:

You're a little tired of being so responsible about everything.
If you've done the retreats with the deep work and the journaling prompts and the transformation arcs and you love all of that AND you also just want to laugh until you cry and wear something ridiculous to dinner and sleep past seven for once.
If somewhere inside you, your younger self is tugging at your sleeve asking when it's going to be her turn.
You blinked and it's almost July. The year is half over and joy has been buried under your to-do list the whole time, waiting for a turn that keeps not coming.

What You'll Leave With:

The memory of a night you got fully, unabashedly dressed up for no reason except that it was fun
A swag bag full of things that actually bring you joy.
A group of women you didn't want to say goodbye to.
Permission, finally, to put yourself at the top of the list.
Proof that your inner child is still in there and she is hilarious.

Your invitation to join us.

Hosted at Limina Renewal Center

Set on the coast of Maine overlooking Penobscot Bay, Limina Renewal Center offers a beautiful backdrop for reflection, connection, and possibility. Here, the pace slows, the conversations deepen, and space opens for what wants to emerge next.

This Experience Includes

5 DAYS / 4 NIGHTS ON THE COAST OF MAINE

Set on 15 oceanfront acres overlooking Penobscot Bay, Limina Renewal Center offers a beautiful backdrop for reflection, connection, and possibility.

LUXURY COASTAL ACCOMMODATIONS

Beautifully appointed rooms with ocean or meadow views designed for comfort, rest, and reflection. Wake up to the sound of the ocean.

FULLY NOURISHING, CHEF-PREPARED MEALS

Three daily meals, plus snacks and beverages, thoughtfully prepared to support energy, connection, and restoration.

GLITTER DINNER PARTY

A full glitter dinner party where overdressed is the only dress code and that thing hanging in your closet finally gets its moment

SAUNA, RESTORATION & OCEAN ACCESS

Enjoy access to Limina’s restorative amenities, including sauna, biomat, private shoreline, and plenty of time to simply be.

SWAG BAG

A swag bag full of things that actually bring joy

COMMUNITY

A small group of women who are ready to have a really good time

Make Space for What's Next

Imagine five days by the ocean where the only thing anyone needs from you is to show up and let yourself have a good time.

Space to laugh. Space to rest. Space to remember what actually lights you up!!

Space to be a woman, not a to-do list.

If you have been waiting for permission to put yourself first, this is it. We would love to have you.

The Joy Unretreat. August 21-25, 2026. Penobscot Bay, Maine.

Investment

Private Room
$1650 pay in full
Includes a private room with shared bath

Or $500 deposit + 3 monthly payments of $444

Deposit Policy
Deposits are non-refundable and transferable to another participant or future experience.

Meet the Retreat Leader

Kelley Hartman, Retreat Leader • Founder of Wild Harts Collective

Kelley is the founder of Wild Harts Collective and Hart Consulting Group, has her Masters in Business Administration and is a Certified NLP Master Practitioner.

She created the Joy Unretreat because she kept meeting brilliant women who had optimized everything in their lives except the part where they actually enjoy being alive. She created The Joy Unretreat to give them space to find that joy again!